annafromcraigslist:

Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.

annafromcraigslist:

Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.

23/07-14, 10:16. 55,254 notes. expertcosmotips.

basedgosh:

i have a santa kink. i want you to dress up in a sexy santa suit and leave me expensive presents under the tree when im sleeping. leave afterwards

23/07-14, 10:13. 85,271 notes. expertcosmotips.

23/07-14, 10:12. 360,613 notes. expertcosmotips.

21/07-14, 18:54. 124,227 notes. whitepajamas.

when i find myself in times of trouble
remus lupin comes to me
speaking words of wisdom

(Source: voldermorte)

20/07-14, 12:43. 69,792 notes. whitepajamas.

cisyphus:

*unfollows myself for being problematic*

20/07-14, 08:39. 142 notes. riotrite.

(Source: evillaughing)

18/07-14, 12:39. 42,969 notes. ktshy.

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

16/07-14, 22:24. 265,234 notes. saltsalt.

16/07-14, 10:12. 75,944 notes. rotfrukter.

joelmillers:

coldwarqueer:

in russian they dont say “i love you” they say “пожирать плоть капиталистов” which means “we are one and the same” and i think thats beautiful

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11/07-14, 22:32. 96,635 notes. fluesmaek.