hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

25/07-14, 20:04. 111,452 notes. riotrite.

barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

image

after discovering lana del rey

image

24/07-14, 21:15. 78,144 notes. frowned-upon-in-most-cultures.

I forgot that you can’t just type the first half of your password and assume that the computer will predict the rest.

24/07-14, 21:04. 12 notes. whitepajamas.

whitepajamas:

[reddit]

24/07-14, 21:02. 43 notes. whitepajamas.

So apparently I sleepwalked last night.

whitepajamas:

Anyone observing my sleeping self would have recorded the following actions:

  • Walking down two flights of stairs to the kitchen
  • Fetching the block of special chocolate I have been saving to welcome my parents back from Europe with
  • Walking back up two flights of stairs
  • Attempting to get in…

24/07-14, 21:02. 17 notes. whitepajamas.

asian:

doggies doing some dog ritual

asian:

doggies doing some dog ritual

24/07-14, 21:00. 35,881 notes. drs098.

melkior:

send hELP

24/07-14, 20:59. 99,920 notes. drs098.

facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

For the disturbingly high amount of people who asked, here is the definitive collection of people asking to see me naked. Now please stop asking…

A part of me is happy I turned off anon. A part of me misses the fun and games.

24/07-14, 20:59. 35,312 notes. drs098.

facts-i-just-made-up:

septicshock101:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

I have never hard those terms before. Fascinating 

These are just the top ten, I got over 300 questions and learned more slang terms for penis than I ever imagined could exist.

24/07-14, 20:58. 132,513 notes. drs098.

majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

(Source: breevandetramp)

24/07-14, 20:57. 136,603 notes. drs098.